And Her Cat Too

Sister’s cat is a real ratfink

No matter what she tries to say,

‘Cause when I make a small mistake

The stupid cat gives me away.

When I broke Dad’s model airplane

And tried to claim that it was her,

She ran and jumped up in Dad’s lap

And won him over with a purr.

Dad said eggs make cats’ fur shiny.

So why waste a good rotten egg?

The stupid cat ran in the house

And rubbed it off on Mama’s leg.

I want to warn you so you’ll know,

My little sister is a brat;

But I will give her to you free

If you will also take her cat.