Alias

My daddy’s not the President,

Or some big famous movie star.

He’s just the mostest ‘portant man

In this whole big old world so far.

Last night I learned he’s Santa Claus;

I really think it’s kind of neat.

I found his Santa uniform

Hidden beneath our window seat.

You think he doesn’t look the part,

Well that is not a big surprise.

‘Cause right beside his Santa suit

Was his Santa Claus disguise.

I don’t know where he keeps his deer,

Or where his Santa workshop is.

But last night when I heard him talk

I knew the voice was really his.

So when we play, you best be good,

And treat me very nice because,

My dad’s the world’s most ‘portant man;

He happens to be SANTA CLAUS!